Christian. British. Omnia causa fiunt.
Fandom girl.

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

Don’t for the love of heaven let anybody rush you into anything.
—On this day in 1961, Julia Child published her legendary cookbook – but not before learning some invaluable lessons in entrepreneurship and perseverance.  (via explore-blog)

calumfood:

pro ways to lose followers instantly: BE YOURSELF

Oh, it’s such a shame for us to part.

(Source: frostingpeetaswounds)

veldersofgold:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

While it looks like a ton of fun, you’d have to also deal with 80+ screaming complaints every day. And most times, sarcasm just don’t translate well across channels, so it can easily backfire. 

accio-percabeth:

what a fucking sassafras

drlectertho:

smaugwithablog:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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godfuckingdammit

drtessarosetorres:

Got that right;)

(Source: iwatchforsasha)

tamorapierce:

totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

the next targets.